For those who may be wondering, as some have, why I have yet to upload any art, suffice to say that it is because, although I have a massive munitions-style stockpile of artwork ready to be loaded into the cannon that is DeviantART and fired straight at the enemy (namely, your eyes), I cannot upload anything for several years.
"Why", you ask, sobbing. You're on your knees, "You leave such nice comments about other people's work, please Mr Stein (pronounced "Stine", by the way), upload some of your own work fo us to gawp at."
"No," say I "'twill be wasted upon thine worthless eyes. Plus," I add, "I'm going to be making a professional public