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An Artistic Ultimatum
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For those who may be wondering, as some have, why I have yet to upload any art, suffice to say that it is because, although I have a massive munitions-style stockpile of artwork ready to be loaded into the cannon that is DeviantART and fired straight at the enemy (namely, your eyes), I cannot upload anything for several years.
"Why", you ask, sobbing. You're on your knees, "You leave such nice comments about other people's work, please Mr Stein (pronounced "Stine", by the way), upload some of your own work fo us to gawp at."
"No," say I "'twill be wasted upon thine worthless eyes. Plus," I add, "I'm going to be making a professional publication of it beforehand, and I'd be, as is said in the common tongue, "screwed", if I posted my stuff prior to its official release."
This journal entry will most likely be here until I have published my work. Then shall it be removed, and the gates, though, technically, they are more like double-doors, of Hell itself shall open.
With love, respect, and sincerity
Alex Stein
"Why", you ask, sobbing. You're on your knees, "You leave such nice comments about other people's work, please Mr Stein (pronounced "Stine", by the way), upload some of your own work fo us to gawp at."
"No," say I "'twill be wasted upon thine worthless eyes. Plus," I add, "I'm going to be making a professional publication of it beforehand, and I'd be, as is said in the common tongue, "screwed", if I posted my stuff prior to its official release."
This journal entry will most likely be here until I have published my work. Then shall it be removed, and the gates, though, technically, they are more like double-doors, of Hell itself shall open.
With love, respect, and sincerity
Alex Stein
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